A simple explanation of "Marketing."

1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
bed,"
That's Advertising.

3.  You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed,"
That's Telemarketing.


4.  You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten
your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and
reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his
arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Public Relations.


5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed,"
That's Brand Recognition.


6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home
with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

8.  You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated toward the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail!